For a few months-ish sort of time, they were all happy.
Then Flora started feeling that the Hunk, while satisfactorily Hunkly in the bedroom,

Inflamed with Passion, his hands trembled uncontrollably.

was getting on her nerves.

He was just too damn thick.
He put the cat's dinner in the litter-tray, and the cat left home.

Flora felt she would like to leave home, too.

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